When no natural fear is present...LIE!

As you may be aware of, the current regime has declared the "swine flu" (H1N1 virus) to be a national emergency. As this is of the utmost importance, those of us here at Warthogs Storm are going to help get the word out. You can help too, but first you need to be able to speak "sheepology" (sometimes called US English).

Please repeat exactly as it is written below:

Naa..aaa..aaa...tional Emergency!
Naa..aaa..aaa...tional Emergency!
Naa..aaa..aaa...tional Emergency!

Say it at least 3 times, speak loudly and slowly, to insure proper fear-mongering. If you are unsure of how to enunciate the "Naaa....aaa.....aaa" part, please do the following:
Imagine you are in a sheep costume, this will help you to speak to the citizenry with the expected mindset and allow you to blend in.

Thank you for your assistance, it is greatly appreciated during these umm...crucial...umm...times of...mmm chaos!(?)

Enjoy

warty